Dear OKCupid,
I am married to a man,
and while I am looking more
for a girl to kiss than
“just friends”,
I would appreciate it
if you found a way
to discourage
old Oklahoman dudes
from masturbating
to fantasies
of me traveling
to fuck them
like their wives won’t.
Katie Moore is the mother of ferocious daughters, the wife of a handsome cop, and a willing slave to the written word. She is a founding editor for The Legendary (http://www.downdirtyword.com), where words are “big G” God. She is chaotically awkward, ill adjusted to the world, and completely unashamed. For more info, samples, news, and publication credits, visit The Girl Circus (http://www.thegirlcircus.com).
